Youth Group Revival[Warning- Private matters discussed]
The Youth Group Revival preparations seem to be going fine, everyones working (kind of), and all is going well... that is, in church. There's only one problem: I haven't invited anyone yet! Right after I finish this blog, I plan on walking over to my next door neighbor's house and asking him to come. He's part of the American church, you know, the one that owns First Baptist Church? He's already saved, but I want to introduce him to all of my semi-great friends at church. I'm sure that he'll hate James(Just kidding!), and Brian will beat him up because of his 'great' personality(Not kidding...). Asking him to come is not going to be a problem because his mom is very faithful and would let him go.
Then comes the problem... the girl. The girl I like(you better not be laughing!)... Jenna Kim. Obviously she is Korean, and I am having a hard time getting to talk to her. She goes to another church and is saved, so even if I fail to muster up the courage to ask her out on a date here, there's a second chance in heaven : ). Anyway, back to the point. I dunno how to ask her! (Note- If you guys have any advice, email them to me! anzpride753@gmail.com)
Then, problem number two. My best friend, whom I am planning on inviting, has a mom that couldn't care less about religion. She thinks it's a bunch of nonsense! Of course, I know that God will help me get not only my friend saved, but his entire family. He has a little abomination of a sister, but that can be taken care of...(cracks fingers and cocks back BB gun) Hehehe... Well, I be going off on an adventure!
Then comes the problem... the girl. The girl I like(you better not be laughing!)... Jenna Kim. Obviously she is Korean, and I am having a hard time getting to talk to her. She goes to another church and is saved, so even if I fail to muster up the courage to ask her out on a date here, there's a second chance in heaven : ). Anyway, back to the point. I dunno how to ask her! (Note- If you guys have any advice, email them to me! anzpride753@gmail.com)
Then, problem number two. My best friend, whom I am planning on inviting, has a mom that couldn't care less about religion. She thinks it's a bunch of nonsense! Of course, I know that God will help me get not only my friend saved, but his entire family. He has a little abomination of a sister, but that can be taken care of...(cracks fingers and cocks back BB gun) Hehehe... Well, I be going off on an adventure!
posted by SirDougPark at 3:34 PM
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